Dangerous woman and pop icon Ariana Grande, has been smashing records, breaking hearts and channeling Glenda the good witch from the Broadway musical “Wicked” by leading a wildly “popular” life.
Grande’s career timeline has been a nonstop dance party, filled with breathtaking ballads and salty songs about our exes when we needed it most! (I’m still singing: “thank u, next” and “break up with your girlfriend” like they aren’t already two years old.)
The 28-year-old’s history has been riddled with twists and turns, including a surprise marriage to Dalton Gomez. (Of course, I wasn’t surprised; I’m an astrologer.) And her scandals have propelled her to even higher levels of fame, whether it was her cute/strange/probably still cute 40-plus tattoos or her recent frenemy feud with Blake Shelton on “The Voice.” And! We! Want! More! Now you can even “wear” Ms. Grande with her new R.E.M. beauty line if you want to feel ferocious, too.
Needless to say, Grande is a force to be reckoned with — and she does not care what anybody thinks about her.
Let’s dive into her astrology and find out why.
Ariana Grande’s birth chart is ‘fabulous’ incarnate
Ariana Grande was born on June 26, 1993. That means that she’s a softie Cancer Sun, charming Libra Moon, and — if we are to believe her reported birth time listed online — she is also a Capricorn Ascendant. Unless a celeb is literally texting me their birth time directly (this is a regular thing for me), then I’m less likely to believe some random stalker was actually able to unearth their birth certificate. (Creepy, but thank you for doing God’s work for astrology. Namaste.)
Cancer Suns are most notably people who are deeply empathic, fiercely protective and have a hard shell to crack initially. They possess the softest of hearts but, if you cross them, you will get chopped in half by their claws! On one hand, Cancers are so often talked about in the sweetest of ways — hey, I love them, so I will continue to give them good press — but they do have a sassy side to them, too. My cat is a Cancer and let’s just say that when he’s in a mood, he will s–t on the floor and act like it’s my fault. Their emotions run deep — for better or for worse.
Grande’s Libra Moon is what makes her so charming and popular when you get to know her — and it really comes through in her music. That often makes someone deeply romantic, always aspiring for their “one,” and can lead them to jump into relationships because, rather than being alone, they’d rather be alone with a boo together (so romantic). Libra Moons can intellectualize their feelings, which is what helps her wake up when she is feeling down and be like: “Snap out of it, b—h! Remember who you are and strut!”
Last but certainly not least, if we are to believe her birth time is accurate, that makes her an icy Capricorn Ascendant. The thing I find so fascinating about that, though — and the reason I actually believe this could be an authentic birth time — is because Uranus, the planet of rebellion, and Neptune, the planet of fantasy, are directly placed upon her Ascendant. That means those energies — of drama, passion, illusion and delusion — are blended with her boss babe vibes. Talk about a lot going on. No wonder she’s so captivating!
Ariana Grande’s relationships are a hot mess, but mostly hot
When we get to Grande’s love languages and relationships, she’s not afraid of intensity. Her Venus, connected to her romantic side, is in fiercely loyal and stubborn Taurus. That is one of the reasons she can’t get over someone until she lets out allllllll the feels.
Her Mars, connected to her sex drive, is in another Earth sign — Virgo. That means she likes to take it slowly when it starts getting sensual and intimate, but once she likes someone she will let her freak flag fly! Virgo Mars is one of the kinkiest energies, so even if she doesn’t talk about them whips and chains, I’m gonna just toss it out there that other people with Virgo Mars like ’em (and I’ll let you read between the lines). Her Mercury, connected to her communication style, is in emotional Cancer and falls in her sector of partnerships — showing that she demands complete attention to the nuances of her moods by a lover. Someone that can do this and be receptive to all of that wins her heart every time.
Deeper insight into the masterpiece that is Ariana Grande
If that wasn’t enough insight into Grande’s very spicy birth chart, there are a few final details I want to highlight.
Her Sun, tied to her life force, is in a powerful alignment with Jupiter, the planet of luck and expansion, as well as her Moon, tied to her inner life. That brings her tremendous opportunities for success, but with several hiccups on the way to test her. Lucky breaks will happen throughout her life, making her feel #blessed, but they also often create an inflated ego. That is to overcompensate for insecurity underneath it all.
Also, ups and downs are guaranteed throughout her entire lifetime. Buckle up, Grande fans! You know what that means? Hella good music! Sign me up, baby! Make me feel something!
The last thing to mention is that her Venus makes a lot of interactions within her birth chart, too. It links with dreamy Neptune, bringing her magnetic creative genius, as well as Uranus, causing her to connect with unique and eccentric people. That also triggers an innate struggle between wanting complete devotion or total commitment in her relationships.
Lastly, her Venus clashes with Pluto, meaning that she often experiences instant attractions and very intense relationships. However, they often end up in power struggles or filled with jealousy and manipulation. That is something she will be able to navigate more as she grows, but it is certainly something she has witnessed multiple times.
Of course, that doesn’t spell bad luck in love forever, but it does show that once she utilizes love as a true catalyst for positive change — which she hopefully has done with her husband — she will live a long and peaceful married life.
Except just kind of kinky. Dangerous indeed.
Kyle Thomas is a globally recognized pop culture astrologer who has been featured in Cosmopolitan Magazine, ABC Television, Hulu, Bustle, Elite Daily, House Beautiful, Marie Claire, YahooNews, MSN and more. He is known for his cosmic guidance for celebrities, business executives and prominent influencers. His work harnesses the power of the stars in regards to entertainment lifestyle and trends affecting people worldwide. For more information, visit KyleThomasAstrology.com.
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Per TMZ, the former governor of California was driving his SUV in Los Angeles when he allegedly collided with a red Prius around 5 p.m. The outlet published photos of Schwarzenegger, 74, on the scene of a crash.
A spokesperson for the LAPD told E! News that officers responded to a four-vehicle crash on Sunset Blvd, after one vehicle “landed” on top of another. One woman was taken by ambulance to the hospital with “minor abrasions,” per the spokesperson, who added that her injuries are not life threatening.
Police did not confirm the identities of the people involved in the accident.
The actor’s rep told NBC News, “His main concern is for the woman from the other vehicle.”
E! News reached out to Schwarzenegger’s rep for comment but has not heard back. Per TMZ, Schwarzenegger is OK.
The Terminator star shares four children (Katherine, Patrick, Christopher and Christina) with ex Maria Shriver and son Joseph Baena with his former housekeeper, Mildred Patricia Baena.
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Earlier this week, Joseph spoke on the Unwaxed podcast about his relationship with his dad.
“I’m so close to my dad and we joke about everything,” he shared. “He always wants to hear about the drama. He’s like, ‘Tell me everything! Tell me the drama. Tell me about these girls.'”
But Joseph noted, “I also have to point out that with my relationship with my dad, it took a little while for me and him to get really close and just joke around with him and talk about anything.”
Jamie Lynn Spears’ Attempt to Defend Herself Blows Up in Her Face
The same day Jamie Lynn Spears was due to receive a scathing cease-and-desist letter from Britney Spears’ lawyer via overnight mail, she sat for a follow-up interview with the Call Her Daddy podcast while continuing to promote her new book, Things I Should Have Said.
Appearing over video from her home in Louisiana on Tuesday, Britney’s younger sister doubled down on her claims that she repeatedly tried to help the “Toxic” singer escape her controversial conservatorship. To that end, she held up a cell phone and shared text messages sent to her sister back in November 2020, calling them “proof” she was acting in her sister’s bests interests. She appeared convinced the texts would help vindicate her.
They mostly blew up in her face.
Not only has the Zoey 101 star faced even more backlash from the #FreeBritney movement since reading the texts aloud to Daddy host Alexandra Cooper, but checking the texts against a transcript of what actually happened at a court hearing in Britney’s conservatorship exactly one day earlier on Nov. 10, 2020, raises questions about Jamie Lynn’s allegiance at the time.
In her texts, which were provided as screenshots to the Daddy podcast, Jamie Lynn slammed Britney’s court-appointed lawyer at the time, Samuel D. Ingham III, as well as their mom Lynne Spears. Meanwhile, she painted their dad Jamie in a strikingly sympathetic light, claiming he actively wanted “to resign” from his role as conservator of Britney’s $60 million estate and was somehow being held back. She urged Britney to speak with Jamie directly.
“If you’re willing to speak with him and start the actual legal process of getting what you want, then dad is on board with that as well,” Jamie Lynn wrote.
While Jamie Lynn’s texts portray Jamie as willing to step aside at his daughter’s request, the transcript of the Nov. 10, 2020, hearing tells a different story. At that hearing — which both Jamie Spears and Lynne Spears attended by phone with their lawyers — Ingham dropped what was then considered a bombshell request to have Jamie suspended on the spot. “My client has informed me on many occasions that she is afraid of her father,” Ingham said, urging Judge Brenda Penny to suspend Jamie on her own motion that very day without the need for an evidentiary hearing. “She also informed me on many occasions that she will not perform as long as her father is in charge of her career. And she also has informed me that she does not want her father to work with [proposed new management firm] Bessemer Trust.”
While Lynne’s lawyer advocated that the court grant Ingham’s request, Jamie’s lawyer, Vivian Thoreen, immediately took an adversarial stance, calling her client a “perfect conservator” and bashing the request. “My client, Mr. Spears, has specifically and solely consented to the appointment of Bessemer as a co-conservator,” Thoreen said, attacking Ingham’s characterization of Britney’s wishes as “hearsay.” “I don’t believe there is a shred of evidence to support my client’s suspension,” she said as Jamie listened silently.
Judge Penny ultimately denied the request to suspend Jamie that day, but she told Ingham she would reconsider if he filed it as a petition from his client. He never did. The next major hearing in the case was June 23, 2021, when Britney made her blockbuster statement to Judge Penny, calling the conservatorship “cruel” and “abusive” and saying she wanted to sue her dad.
Soon after Jamie Lynn appeared on the podcast, #FreeBritney fans started piling on. Some demanded Spotify cancel Daddy for giving her a platform. Many pointed out that Jamie Lynn’s manager is still Lou Taylor, the head of Britney’s former management firm Tri Star and a major villain in the eyes the movement. They also blasted Cooper for not confronting Jamie Lynn over her ongoing connection to Taylor.
According to Britney’s new lawyer, Mathew Rosengart, Tri Star has been less than forthcoming throughout his ongoing forensic review of the conservatorship that was terminated Nov. 12. Meanwhile, a Tri Star executive purportedly was involved in the alleged surveillance campaign that tracked, mirrored, and recorded Britney’s private communications at Jamie’s request, at least according to a security firm whistleblower who first spoke to the New York Times.
Thousands of Britney fans have been leaving blistering comments on the Daddy Instagram post promoting the Jamie Lynn interview. “Those who listened and think this ‘clears JL’ aren’t educated in the FreeBritney movement. Alex didn’t ask hard questions,” one comment posted Thursday read. Others went after Ingham as well. But overwhelmingly, Jamie Lynn bore the brunt of criticism.
Both Lou Taylor and Jamie Lynn’s lawyer did not respond to an email from Rolling Stone requesting comment on Friday.
At the end of her appearance on the “Daddy” podcast, Jamie Lynn decried people “inserting themselves into our situation” and “encouraging” strife in her family. “All I want to do is love and support my sister and end this nonsense,” she said.
Louie Anderson Took His Time and Reminded Me to Do the Same, Remembers Paul Feig
It was inching close to midnight after a long day of filming The Louie Show in front of a live audience. The crew was ready to wrap, and Paul Feig still had to reshoot a scene from earlier in the day where his character’s lines were filled with medical jargon. He was feeling the pressure to get his scene done in a single take. But Louie Anderson was there. “Don’t let them pressure you,” Anderson told him. “You’ve got to get it right. And if you have a hard time, don’t feel like the whole thing is on your shoulders.”
Feig, who later went on to create the cult-classic TV show Freaks and Geeks and served as Executive Producer for The Office, felt the pressure dissipate. For an actor with only a few shows under his belt at the time, hearing that from a comic giant was reassuring. “And so I was able to pull it off,” Feig tells Rolling Stone. “Because the pressure was gone.” Anderson was just that kind of guy.
Feig remembers Anderson — who died Friday at age 68 due to complications with blood cancer — as a generous, loving man who made sure everyone felt like part of a family. The two only worked together briefly. The Louie Show, the 1996 sitcom about a Minnesota psychologist that starred Louie, Feig and Bryan Cranston, lasted only six episodes. But despite the show’s short-lived run, Anderson knew how to make the set feel like home.
Once, while filming during the holidays, Anderson ordered hundreds of turkeys for the entire crew to take home to their families.
“There were mountains of boxes,” Feig says. “I had never seen a star of a show do something like that for the entire crew.” It was a random act of kindness that only Anderson could pull off.
“He was just a very warm, generous guy who believed in treating people well,” Feig added. “He always loved the idea of creating a family with the people he worked with.”
As a young comedian, Feig always admired Anderson’s approach to stand-up, even if it was much different than his own. “His delivery was so unique because he was low-key in a time when everything was very big and broad,” he says. “Louie was so quiet but devastatingly funny — in a way that made nobody feel bad.”
Anderson taught Feig to take his time, and to be confident in his comedic delivery. “You don’t have to go balls to the wall. You don’t have to push it so hard and it actually makes it funnier,” Feig explains. “He could pull that off, which is very hard to do.”
“It leaves you feeling sad that audiences won’t get to experience that again,” he says. But perhaps, he added, “People get to live forever — because we get to watch them.”
With Anderson, it could be watching him channel the energy of his own mother as Christine in Baskets, listening to his voice as a chubby animated version of himself in Life with Louie, seeing him cause contestants to crack as the host of Family Feud, or rewatch the thousands of video clips of his one-of-a-kind stand-up. Seeing his contagious, gapped-tooth smile and patient, yet hilarious storytelling simply “leaves the world in a better place,” Feig says.
The last time Feig and Anderson saw each other was after one of Anderson’s shows in Vegas. Feig attended with a few other comedians and hung out with the Baskets star after his routine. “There was never a bad moment with him,” Feig says. “Ever.”
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